The Honey Monster septage receiving station and FOG receiving system quickly screen and process septage, grease, FOG or sludge from haul trucks. This automated septage acceptance plant provides for cleaner handling of septage truck waste by reducing and separating unwanted solids such as rocks, rags, clothing, plastics and other troublesome trash. The unique combination of grinding, solids removal, washing and dewatering allows a typical septage truck to unload in five to 15 minutes. The septage receiving station is completely enclosed to ensure safety, vector control and containment of foul odors.